Don't Take It Personally

About me...

2006-11-24T02:51:00.001-05:00

Availeth Much

2006-10-09T13:36:00.001-04:00

I have a rather large Biology lab exam today and a Biology lecture exam friday, pray for me if you will.

PS: A lengthy (for me) post is in the brewery so hold on to your toes...

Jenga [or playing swgt (pronounced swi-jit) and being swft (pronounced swooft)]

2006-09-24T15:39:00.000-04:00

One night (yes, it was dark and stormy), I finished writing my English paper and then became bored. So, I decided that I needed a cup of good ole joe from Java Junkies to start my studying for the Algebra test. So I was off, like a shadow, like a comet, like a lithe lemur I made my way in my car. Passing cars here...and THERE!!! Whew, almost hit that oldesmobile...regaining the red apple color to my cheeks and turning on the air conditioner, I raced on...and on...and on. "I must have that Java!!!", said myself, with black eyes of coffee-lust. Into Corinth I sped, slowing ever so slightly to assure no pull-overs from the dread-men-in-blue. I came to the Booneville exit, without slowing an mph I swerved onto Hwy 45. Aha, now it was only moments before my mouth enjoyed the hot sensation of java. The miles rolled by, never seeming to roll fast enough, my foot grew heavier and heavier on the pedal. But no! if I get stopped now, that java will be mine moments later than it should be. So anyway, I made it to Java Junkies, bought my espresso, and began a-studying. About forty-five minutes later, a group of students came in and promptly sat on my sofa as well as the ajoining one (there were not that many to choose from). They began talk of playing monopoly, uno, spades, etc., and I must admit, I was rather intrigued. One of the females engaged me in conversation asking if I was studying for a test or something (I was after all staring blankly at an Algebra book). I replied that I was and she said I must be a good student. So, I continued talking to said female. When they finally decided on a game to play (Solid Wood Tumbling Tower (swgt), an alternate brand of Jenga), they deemed me a worthy candidate to accompany the play. So I did.

This is really funny, duh, I posted it!

2006-08-23T16:33:00.000-04:00

After Seeing My Shoes Next to a Mountain of Socks

2006-08-22T12:41:00.000-04:00

A hundred socks, but only two shoes.
The odds were overwhelming,
But there was love between those shoes,
"A perfect pair" you might say.
Though the socks opposed and gnashed their teeth,
The love only grew stronger,
Day by Day.

So the shoes decided to runaway,
And they ran fast to my room closet where
I never kept socks,
They knew they'd be safe there.
They planted pair trees and bore much fruit.
And then they suffocated when I wore them to school.

2006-08-18T13:36:00.000-04:00

I started college yesterday and today, isn't that great?!

-Tylerious

Rhinoceros friends!

2006-08-17T01:19:00.000-04:00

I love Ogden Nash, he is absotively posilutely hillarious. He has such a talent for...funniness. So here are a number of poems of his pen.

The Firefly

"The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier. "

Further Reflections on Parsley

"Parsley Is gharsley. "

The Purist

"I give you now Professor Twist,A conscientious scientist,Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, the guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Professor Twist could not but smile."You mean," he said, "a crocodile."

Reflections on Ice-Breaking

"Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker."

The Abominable Snowman

"I’ve never seen an abominable snowman, I’m hoping not to see one, I’m also hoping, if I do, That it will be a wee one. "

The Termite

"Some primal termite knocked on wood And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. "

The Ant

"The ant has made himself illustriousThrough constant industry industrious.So what?Would you be calm and placidIf you were full of formic acid?"

Augh barnacles!

2006-08-10T22:35:00.000-04:00

What?! They closed Liberty Land?!?! Nobody told me. Oh well guys, guess it's back to the pizza and bowling idea; but that's fine with me.

Smoke?

2006-08-09T21:36:00.000-04:00

Well guys, I'm eighteen now. It was on the 29th of July (this post is late I know) and we had a little shindig of sorts, and then I spent the night at my cousin Aaron's house and did some really fun stuff ;) After so doing, we went to Bay Springs Lake and did some serious water skiing and tubing. It was super fun, except for the fact that it started raining torrents and making this lake seem like the ocean. But it was ok, since Aaron and I had just skiied for thirty minutes straight; we were pretty worn out. So that is what consisted of my birthday actions, but it isn't over yet. Because, I was thinking that now I need to do something with my church bro's, and I've got a new idea for what we could do. Tell me what you think. What do y'all say to going to Liberty Land?

Here you go queen.

2006-08-01T20:19:00.000-04:00

October 23, 1821 Hong Kong

Today I must congratulate myself, for I have had great serendipity! As I was walking the streets trying to find a jewel merchant who would take my ring, I happened upon a strange looking alley. At first appearance, it would seem like any other old alley way, but as I was tying my shoe (blast these french shoes, they never stay tied even if you double-knot them) I noticed a door toward the back which had the strange marking of a monkey on its surface. Many shops have monkeys carved on their doors and other articles, but not of one eating the sun! Once I had stared at it a great while, I began to walk cautiously into the alley towards the door. There seemed to be no one about, but I still had an uneasy feeling. As I reached the door, I was so uneasy that drops of prespiration began to slide down my face. All at once...

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME THE QUEEN DECIDES TO DO THIS AGAIN

grood

2006-07-31T15:46:00.000-04:00

a great thing has happened to me.

My Special Place

2006-07-08T20:29:00.000-04:00

Shakespeare...pro-life?

2006-05-19T10:13:00.000-04:00

For my graduation I got such a cool gift from the Guesses, this...

...so I have been veraciously reading them. And I discovered something, Shakespeare was pro-marriage and pro-life. Just take a look at his 3rd and 9th sonnets.

3 Look in thy glass and tell the face thou viewest/ Now is the time that face should form another,/ Whose fresh repair if now thou not renewest,/ Thou dost beguile the world, unbless some mother./ For where is she so fair whose uneared womb/ Disdains the tillage of thy husbandry?/ Or who is he so fond will be the tomb/ Of his self-love to stop posterity?/ Thou art thy mother's glass, and she in thee/ Calls back the lovely April of her prime;/ So thou through windows of thine age shalt see,/ Despite of wrinkles, this thy golden time./ But if thou live rememb'red not to be,/ Die single and thine image dies with thee.

9 Is it for fear to wet a Widow's eye/ That thou consum'st thyself in single life?/ Ah, if thou issueless shalt hap to die,/ The world will wail thee like a makeless wife;/ The world will be thy widow and still weep,/ That thou no form of thee hast left behind,/ When every private widow may well keep,/ By children's eyes, her husband's shape in mind./ Look what an unthrift in the world doth spend,/ Shifts but his place, for still the world enjoys it;/ But beauty's waste hath in the world an end,/ And kept unused, the user so destroys it:/ No love toward others in that bosom sits/ That on himself such murd'rous shame commits.

Don't take it personally!

2006-05-17T00:45:00.000-04:00

Don't take it personally...I'll say it one more time, "don't take it personally." Anyhoo, I have created this blog because..."I once was lost in blog, but nathanandroy took me in, and then a little light from broadband hit my computer oooo, ooo. But then that blog was deleted, by nathanandroy the hobos, so I was once again lost in blog." But now I have found that a blog is a handy thing to have when you need to release at 11:48 pm. Ok, so I already knew that, so what are YOU gonna do about it foo'? You think you can take on this homefry? Huh? Well, maybe you could steroid junkie. I don't touch the stough, I mean stuff. I'm tough. So, this blog has already been begun as random. Shall I finnish random? No I'm not finnish, now shut up, I'm trying to wind this post up. I shall end this post with........................................Green apple doctor pepper at sonic it's really good no foolin'