This is really funny, duh, I posted it!

After Seeing My Shoes Next to a Mountain of Socks

A hundred socks, but only two shoes.
The odds were overwhelming,
But there was love between those shoes,
"A perfect pair" you might say.
Though the socks opposed and gnashed their teeth,
The love only grew stronger,
Day by Day.

So the shoes decided to runaway,
And they ran fast to my room closet where
I never kept socks,
They knew they'd be safe there.
They planted pair trees and bore much fruit.
And then they suffocated when I wore them to school.

I started college yesterday and today, isn't that great?!

-Tylerious

Rhinoceros friends!

I love Ogden Nash, he is absotively posilutely hillarious. He has such a talent for...funniness. So here are a number of poems of his pen.


The Firefly

"The firefly's flame Is something for which science has no name I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unidentified glow on a person's posteerier. "


Further Reflections on Parsley

"Parsley Is gharsley. "


The Purist

"I give you now Professor Twist,A conscientious scientist,Trustees exclaimed, "He never bungles!"And sent him off to distant jungles.Camped on a tropic riverside,One day he missed his loving bride.She had, the guide informed him later,Been eaten by an alligator.Professor Twist could not but smile."You mean," he said, "a crocodile."


Reflections on Ice-Breaking

"Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker."


The Abominable Snowman

"I’ve never seen an abominable snowman, I’m hoping not to see one, I’m also hoping, if I do, That it will be a wee one. "


The Termite

"Some primal termite knocked on wood And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. "


The Ant

"The ant has made himself illustriousThrough constant industry industrious.So what?Would you be calm and placidIf you were full of formic acid?"

Augh barnacles!

What?! They closed Liberty Land?!?! Nobody told me. Oh well guys, guess it's back to the pizza and bowling idea; but that's fine with me.

Smoke?

Well guys, I'm eighteen now. It was on the 29th of July (this post is late I know) and we had a little shindig of sorts, and then I spent the night at my cousin Aaron's house and did some really fun stuff ;) After so doing, we went to Bay Springs Lake and did some serious water skiing and tubing. It was super fun, except for the fact that it started raining torrents and making this lake seem like the ocean. But it was ok, since Aaron and I had just skiied for thirty minutes straight; we were pretty worn out. So that is what consisted of my birthday actions, but it isn't over yet. Because, I was thinking that now I need to do something with my church bro's, and I've got a new idea for what we could do. Tell me what you think. What do y'all say to going to Liberty Land?

Here you go queen.

October 23, 1821 Hong Kong

Today I must congratulate myself, for I have had great serendipity! As I was walking the streets trying to find a jewel merchant who would take my ring, I happened upon a strange looking alley. At first appearance, it would seem like any other old alley way, but as I was tying my shoe (blast these french shoes, they never stay tied even if you double-knot them) I noticed a door toward the back which had the strange marking of a monkey on its surface. Many shops have monkeys carved on their doors and other articles, but not of one eating the sun! Once I had stared at it a great while, I began to walk cautiously into the alley towards the door. There seemed to be no one about, but I still had an uneasy feeling. As I reached the door, I was so uneasy that drops of prespiration began to slide down my face. All at once...

TO BE CONTINUED NEXT TIME THE QUEEN DECIDES TO DO THIS AGAIN